happy vishu greeting cards

Download Free happy vishu greeting cards
Image : Yellow Flower in Black Frame
Wish msg : VISHU Greetings

Download Free happy vishu greeting cards
Image : Lord Krishna in Photo Phrame
Wish msg : Happy VISHU

Download Free happy vishu greeting cards
Image : Animated Vishu Greeting Card , Kids firing crackers
Wishes msg : Happy VISHU

Download Free happy vishu greeting cards
Image : Lord krishna with cow , Diyas , Fruit
Wish msg : Sending you my heartfelt wishes May you be blessed with peace and prosperity. happy Vishu

Download Free happy vishu greeting cards
Image : Animated Vishu Greeting Card
Wish msg : May the lord's blessing bring peace to your home and heart on VISHU

Vishu is a festival held in the state of Kerala in South India (and malayali's in adjoining areas of Karnataka and Tamil Nadu). Similar festivals are celebrated in Punjab and Assam, in India, around the first day in the Malayalam Month of Medam (April – May).

Santa Banta SMS Jokes

Free Santa banta SMS Jokes

santa ke ghar beti paida hui.
banta(to santa)- jab teri beti jawan hogi to ladke usey chhedenge.
santa- maine iska intzam kar liya hai.
banta- wo kaise?
santa- maine iska naam didi rakha hai.
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Banta ke ghar ladka hua, par wo phir bhi dukhi tha?

Kyon?

Itne saalo baad, itni manato ke baad ladka hua wo bhi chhota sa...!
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How can a Santa kill a Lion?

Santa thinks & thinks hard... & comes to a conclusion: "I'll drink Poison.. & let the Lion eat me."
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Banta :Truck dekh kar Tum kaanpate kyo ho?
Santa :1 Truck driver Meri Biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha,har baar lagta hai jaise usko wapas karne aya
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Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?
Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.
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Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki devan?
Banta: Gold ring de de.
Santa: Koi vadi cheez das yaar.
Banta: Tan fer MRF da tyre de de.